D.O.G.E. Embroidered Beanie – Stay Warm Through Any Budget Freeze
When the Department of Government Efficiency tightens the purse strings, you’d better have a solid winter hat—because budget freezes can turn into actual freezes real quick. Luckily, this premium embroidered beanie is here to keep you warm, cozy, and fiscally responsible.
Perfect for surviving slashed heating subsidies, enduring endless committee meetings in ice-cold government buildings, or just flexing your allegiance to the most effective agency never officially created.
Features of Cold-Weather Preparedness:
✔️ Embroidered D.O.G.E. Insignia – Because even in a budget crisis, branding matters.
✔️ 60% Cotton, 40% Acrylic Blend – Warm, breathable, and built to outlast any fiscal year.
✔️ Form-Fitting Shape – No wasted materials, no government bloat.
✔️ One-Size-Fits-Most – Like most federal programs—but this one actually works.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 17 ⅜-17 ⅞ | 8 ⅛ | 2 ½ | 8 ¼ |
| A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
| One size | 44-45.5 | 20.5 | 6.5 | 20.8 |
